Tuesday, 03 February 2009

Court

This morning, municipal court, downtown.

"derek neufeld...?"

"good morning, your honor."

"on december 5 2008 at 1:30pm you were charged with parking over the time limit on e. 50th street kansas city, mo. how do you plead?"

"not guilty, your honor."

"...okay. you also don't have anything on your record. alright, you're free to go."

"thank you, your honor."

Boom, baby.

2 comments:

matt said...

Holy crap...I don't have anything on my ticket either. If I'd have known it was that easy...

The Unabashed Blogger said...

It's not always that easy. Sometimes they look at you and slam you with a fine anyways.

Lucky..