Hello all my party peoples. Today, I've decided to donate three points of wisdom to the masses... or masse'..........
Number one- You haven't lived until you go to Zanzibar and steal a local's bicycle and ride around the beach with two coconuts and have a friend take a picture of you and live to tell the tale... Thus -->
Number two- Quintiles. You should do it. It literally makes one healthy, wealthy, and wise. Healthy= Caffeine/alcohol/(nicotine if thats your gig) Detox+ 3 square balanced meals a day + absurd amounts of rest. Wealthy= 4 nights, 1000 dollars. Wise= sit around and think about life and read books for those 5 days without any normal distractions. And if you do it, make sure to refer the person who referred you(aka derek van neufeld the first) because they get 200 bones.
Number three- If you haven't had hard alcohol in awhile, and you want to have some, great. HOWEVER, remember that it takes about 45 minutes to actually kick in. Aye yae yae.
Drink responsibly, vote americanly. The end.
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